you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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