At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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