My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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