Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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