dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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