It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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