No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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