I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
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