3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
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at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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