Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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