it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
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