who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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