As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
thus making me awesome and them whores
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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