I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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