Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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