i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i dont even know how to be here
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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