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Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
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its like you know when i get waxed
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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