My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
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I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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