I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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