My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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