her vagine was all disorganized.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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