I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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