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i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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