i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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