May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I take back everything I said about communal showers
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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