I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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