She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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