if i can run in heels then i can drive
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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