best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
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