yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
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Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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