why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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