there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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