that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
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Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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