Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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