the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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You made out with two different species that night
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.