Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(647): View more from Ontario

Your tits are I can't wait for

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(541): View more from Oregon

I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.

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(352): View more from Florida

I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....

(1-605): View more from South Dakota

i always knew you were classy

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.

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So when can I meet her?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever

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