Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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