so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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