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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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