How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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