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I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
we're so committed to being not committed
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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