Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
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How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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