No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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