So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
My bed smells like the plague
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