nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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