the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
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This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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