We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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