Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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