I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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