Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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