so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
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It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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