kristin has been a bad kristin
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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