best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Randomize
