Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
