discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
i've created a new STD.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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