watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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